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When I prepare for my longer weekend ride I am far more methodical about my approach. There is no longer the need to simultaneously drink coffee, empty my bladder and brush my teeth - My pedal deity actually affords me some preparation time.
Whats more the time is now in daylight.
This enables me to have a fair chance of actually seeing what I am doing and also wearing.
It ensures that I am not later mistaken for a two wheeled advert for Josephs and his technicolour dream coat.
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to choose items other than clothing to accompany my ride.....Like a slim Torso, a thick mane of hair to protrude out of the side of my helmet, but most of all to have some 'bike legs'. I usually find my own about June time but it would be nice to borrow somebody Else's in the meantime.
For the flat I would have those belonging to Fabian Cancellara, for the climbs Marco Pantani, and for the mixed Terrain Miguel Indurain
Saturday saw my 8th consecutive day of cycling and 78 miles deep into the Yorkshire Wolds to the tiny village of Thixendale. Most local cyclists shudder at the name as it is usually features in all of the local sportives providing challenging descents followed by gruesome climbs by four different routes out of the village.
On this particular morning my legs were definitely not my own.
I strongly suspect that they had been provided from Shaun of the dead or donated from Douglas Badder they quite stubbornly decided that they did not want to obey my request for high tempo spinning, electing instead for a more sedate rotation.Seemingly this obstinate stance was contagious with the elements catching on.
We set off heading North - Gentle Northerly Breeze.....OK
Then North East - Brisker North Easterly Breeze ............mmmmmmmmmm
Then East - Brisk and cold Easterly.......Not Funny
We then headed back towards Beverley due South.
The wind playfully turned to a near gale and moved over to the South West.
Being less than 2 inches long and the same weight as £1 coin it is far removed from the original portable Music device - The Sony Walkman.
I owned several over the years and would wear them for running. If you got any faster than a mild trot you ran the risk of disengagement and the humiliation of having your priced asset broken and scattered all over your adjacent highway.
With long distance runs I would often come home with a sore hip from constant banging
If neither of the above affected you you always ran the risk of having to perform some improvised skipping as the Head phones tried to match make with your ankles.
My musical taste is wide ranging and for a long ride I have a complete assortment of Tunes from Wagner to Taylor Swift.
When I'm training though it has to be something with a fast tempo beat.
Having been brought up in the Disco age, i missed out on the Dance Rage and always believed that 'E' was actually a useful letter to have whilst playing scrabble.
Although I'm not about to strut my stuff on the dance floor I have certainly adopted some Dance tunes to keep my legs spinning.
Here are a few that are on my current play list.
Tiesto - 'Hes a Pirate'
Happy Mondays - 'Hallelujah'
Black eyed Peas - 'Ive got a feeling', 'The Time (Dirty Bit)', 'Imma Be'
Fat Boy Slim - 'Acid 2000'
New Order - 'Blue Monday'
Supermode - 'Tell me why'
David Pearce - 'Sandstorm'
Nelly Furtado - 'Promiscuous' (Axwell reMix)
Eric Prydz - 'Pjanno'
Last year when I was doing the Natchez Trace I would often hit the front at speed.My fellow Mules would just shake their heads and mutter 'Those Dammed Black eyed Peas!!!!'
Please let me know if you have any tunes to share.
The weekend weather looks promising so my Camera battery is on charge and I'm ready to do some dancing on my pedals.